Ulrike, aka Rike-Tiki-Tavi:
When we were speaking about naked men and food this one popped back into my head:

I don't know why I find it intensely erotic to stand naked before an open fridge, but I do. Maybe it's something to do with the expectation of a hunger soon to be satisfied, maybe it's that the spill of light on my body makes me feel like a professional stripper. Maybe something weird happened to me when I was young. It is an alarming feeling, mind, because all those assembled foodstuffs put ideas in your head when you're on the rise.Stories of what you can do with unsalted butter or ripe melons or raw liver, they crowd your head as the blood begins to rush.
       —from Making History by Stephen Fry